What do you even put on a résumé?
  • Special skill: knows all the words to fergalicious
  • Me: Do you hear that?
  • Friend: Hear what?
  • Me: Listen...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: UP YA'LL CAUSE THIS IS IT.
  • Friend: No.
  • Me: THE BEAT THAT I'M BANGING IS DELICIOUS. FERGA-
  • Friend: Stop.

thelanetotheleft:

-walks up to the microphone.-

Speaker: your word is “fergalicious.”

Me: Can I have the Definition?

Speaker: Fergalicious Definition- make them boys go loco.

Me: THE “F” TO THE “ER” “G” THE “I” THE “E” AND CAN NO OTHER LADY PUT IT DOWN LIKE ME.

-wins spelling bee.-
-gets laid.-

jointsforjesus:

I’m not feeling very fergalicious right now

sacrosidase:

ta ta ta tastay tastay

  • Me: FERGALICIOUS; definition: Makes them boys go loco.
  • Roommate: ...
  • Me: It really bothers me that the song is about her vagina.
  • Roommate: Oh no.
  • Me: And how it's delicious.
  • Roommate: Why do you always ruin everything for me?

beefjorky:

fergalicious got me through 2006

fuglyselfie:

name: fergalicious
age: fergalicios
gender: fergalicious 

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