there should be more people like me in this world.
Me (12): How are there people who drink alcohol at dinner?
Me (now): *Pours rum into Wendy’s cup*
sometimes i remember how in 5th class i accidentally spread the story of bloody mary in our class and eventually the principal had to speak out about it because there were students asking him for candles so they could summon her and people flickered the lights of the bathroom constantly and he didnt want the bulbs to blow and those were the days
when is someone going to invent a car with wifi? Like get your shit together guys its 2014
ahhh i’m going to go watch the new episode of the big bang theory then maybe return and finish a gifset of amy pond hair porn :D
also catching fire comes out tomorrow and i preordered it which i’m regretting since i probably won’t actually get it til like tuesday lol never again
I was driving to pick up my mom and this shitty little sports car cut me off and their license plate was ‘umadbro’.